#tbt to when @laydeenerd got hitched and I dressed like a grown ass woman for once. #ilovemyfriends #sorella #friendswhoarefamily (at Foreign Cinema)

Regram from my pal @askdzign. A lovely reminder to take the time to absorb the moment. Thanks @scribewine @scribewinery for a really fun day. (at Scribe Winery)

Like Coco Chanel said: “I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I am in love, and when I am not.” #babesandbubbles #champagne #friendsweekend #sonoma #winecountry (at Domaine Carneros Members Club)

#duh The best Singles Awareness Day card I ever received, from the best #galentine any girl could ask for: @milterchka. In other more important news, pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training today ⚾️⚾️⚾️❤️❤️❤️.

I needed to use up the kale from last weeks #csa delivery, so I made a #dairyfree pesto with it. Tossed it with sweet potato “noodles” and meatballs. #paleo #everydaypaglino #organic #freerange #grassfed #grainfree #spiralizer #healthyeats #absaremadeinthekitchen #italiangirlsdoitbest #hotgirlscook #lowfat #whole30 #justeatrealfood #jerf

Sooooo, this ridiculousness happened in my kitchen: Seared scallop scampi with zucchini noodles. #paleo #spiralizer #healthyeats #italiangirlsdoitbest #absaremadeinthekitchen #hotgirlscook #glutenfree #grainfree #lowfat #organic #foodporn

My #mcm is so Notorious. #likebutterplaytoast #biggie #goat #spreadlove #artiheart #bigpoppa #biggievoice

Last night I dreamt I was drinking mimosas on a boat. This can only mean two things: 1: Sober January is almost over 2: The Pirates are about to invade. Happy #Gasparilla to all my Tampanians! Celebrate my favorite holiday for me. Side note, for those of you who don’t believe that Brother was a #bro, here you go. #trampa #gimmesomebeads #pirateslifeforme #youcantakeagirloutoftampa #flashbackfriday #fbf #813 (at Cheers AKA: Tears)

#tbt to my #filthy30. Let me tell you something my friends…it takes a real #diva to have a #queen show up to your 30th birthday party, dressed as the hot tragic mess version of yourself.

Hella hair and chi chi’s to cheer our #49ers on. You don’t need a 12th man when everyone on the field is doing their damned job. #questforsix #goldblooded #girlcode #sanfrancisco (at The Parlor)